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HOW SWAG ARE YOU ON A SCALE OF 1-100
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Bro I'm not heated over south park ships it's just I Rather Ship Creek plus I'm not homophobic plus I respect the lgbt and Stan and Kyle are not LGBT, Stan and Kyle are Super Best Friends and I'm guessing you hate Stendy don't you like your other toxic Style buddies, do you hate Wendy plus Stan and Kyle argue all the time plus They fight each other two times there's nothing Romantic between these two Stan have Wendy, plus Stan even call Wendy sweetheart in the deep learning episode, you brainwashed many Stendy shippers like _` `_ yo be your friend just admit that you hate Stendy ,You hate Stendy Fanfiction and You Hate Wendy like your Style buddies plus in the cupid ye episode Stan was Jealous because Kyle was hanging out with Tolkien and making tiktoks with him plus You never seen a Best Friend being jealous of his or her best friend hanging out with another person and You never seen Best friends in a day amd tell _` `_ that he's brainwashed.\
Four, three, two, fuck you Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics! Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons (Four, three, two, Fuck you) I'm karkalicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy) Karkalicious def- Karkalicious def- Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic- Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t And the majority of pairings had better include me I'm karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness (whistle) Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out) Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty I'll be laced with lacy It's so tasty, tasty It'll make you crazy T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the-- I'll just spell it out for you All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell Terezi says I smell... Delicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail My body stays vicious Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business Nepeta's my witness (meow~!) I'll even let her first ship sail Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail So delicious (eridan, see) So delicious (you can trust me) So delicious (I'll help you be) I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy) T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!? Fuck this shit, I quit!
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